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100% unfiltered.
Infinite judgment.
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SNACKHOLE MERCH
"Unhinged Chef" Apron
Repel stains, compliments, and basic culinary decency. Guaranteed to offend at least one relative per holiday.
"Brutal Brew" Mug
For coffee, tears, or the blood of your culinary enemies. Dishwasher safe, but your ego isn't.
"Snackhole™" Hat
Blocks the sun and unsolicited recipe advice. Wear it backwards for +10% attitude.