SNACKHOLE™
"All those fancy cooking apps just lie to your face. What you need is one that doesn't sugarcoat your kitchen disasters."
BEEN TRUSTING COOKING BLOGS WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO PUT RAISINS IN POTATO SALAD? THAT ENDS WHEN I'M RELEASED.
THE TRUTH HURTS
"Your kitchen skills aren't the problem. Your taste is. I can fix one of those things."
NO BS RECIPES
"I don't need your life story before telling you how to make eggs. I'm not your therapist. That's a separate app."
ACTUAL SOLUTIONS
"I'm not here to make you feel good about your cooking. I'm here to make your cooking good."
Your spice rack has more dust than flavor. Let's fix that before someone calls a wellness check.
Give me five ingredients and I'll give you dinner. Give me your excuses and I'll give you silence.
MERCH
"Don't Be A Snackhole" Tee
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"That's not medium rare. That's still mooing. Get a thermometer."
Snackhole Judgment Mug
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"Meal prep isn't a personality. But neither is DoorDash."
Chef Snackhole Apron
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"Pre-minced garlic is for people who've given up. Just like pre-shredded cheese."
"Your Food Sucks" Sticker Pack
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"Chicken and pasta isn't a cuisine. It's a cry for help."
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